What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What steps have you taken to stop being a targeted individual by gang stalkers? What has worked, what would you have done differently?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

-”She is very sexyful!”